1. Hey
2. Loser
3. Give me
5. Pengeee
6. Alis tayo
7. Bukas ha
8. Panget
9. Wahahaha
10. Water!!!
Nine Things About Myself:
1. Bitch
2. I like money
3. I smell good
4. I rarely repeat my outfit when going out
5. Dependent
6. DMX is the happiest machine ever
7. I don't like super girly people
8. Gangsters are cheap
9. I keep things for myself
Eight Ways To Win My Heart:
2. Should not be cheap and super cheesy
3. Should play a musical instrument
4. Sporty
5. Popular :)) JOKE :>
6. Serious
7. Loyal
8. Should play DMX with me
Seven Things That Cross Your Mind Alot:
1. SHA
2. Wala
3. Sha o Sha? GETS??
4. Wala talaga
5. Wala
6. ding
7. Go ba?
Six Things You Don't Like About Yourself:
Five Turn Offs:
1. Cheap
2. Di mabango
3. Two timers
4. Liar
5. --
Four Turn Ons:
1. Eyes
2. Lips
3. Skills/Intelligence
4. Jokes :))
Three Smileys That Describe Your Life:
1. >:))
2. =))
3. \:D/
Two Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. Be thinner :D
2. Alam niyo na :>
One Confession:
1. I crush..... joke, wala akong crush :))
It's passed 2 am and I still cant sleep :| The internet connection got DC again :\ And I just realized that today is Labor Day!! And it’s already May!! I have a creepy, unusual, eerie, depressing, peculiar, odd, bizzare day. Nge, it's all the same :)) super talaga :))) I feel like I'm on the edge of something or having a delusion :|, Crap :)) Sorry na weirdo :)) Pero super talaga, it’s like the first time I felt this strange emotion. It’s like the world is against me :| Oo na madrama :( Pagbigyan, minsan lang to. The first thing I did when I woke up was to listen to Neyo’s and Chris Brown’s songs. :|| ODIBA!!! This is so not me :)) Then I woke up early pa. I did not go to training because my arm is still on the healing process and I thought that I have to pay pa because I was not attending training for like days I think, I did not follow the dress code once and was late a lot of times? Or maybe twice, so duhh FINE FINE FINE!!! I was worried pero good thing, I’m excused pala!! Yeheyyyy I don’t have to pay for anything :)) But except for not following the dress code :>
Then I ate lunch around 3pm so I guess merienda na yun :)) but noo, Anika and I food-tripped. We finished a stack of oreo with milk, we both had a slice of bead, some fruits (grapefruit, dalandan and melon) and juice. We ate a lot and I promised to my self that I shall not eat again not unless it’s dinner na. But mom cooked her very mouth-watering meaty spaghetti that I love so much :)) (But Daddy’s spaghetti’s better than Mom’s) So I ate again.
The whole day, I was just watching cartoons with Anika, I watched Dora the Explorer, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Tom and Jerry, The PPG, The Backyardigans and A lot more :\ I did not use the computer that much because I don’t know :)) Something’s wrong with the connection. Blahblahblah.
I watched some movies instead. First I watched The Nanny Diaries, but I got bored watching it so I changed. The Heartbreak Kid was next, but I just realized na I’m a clean person =)) De joke, uhm I just don’t feel like watching that movie kasi nga diba I have this mood swing today. I tried to watch Hairspray but it wont work :( So I watched Superbad, since I haven’t watch that movie. It was uhhhh whatever, funny I guess.
Jap came home, still watching. I got distracted by something so I stopped. Then I got really jaded, so I went to the computer shop kasi I can’t resist!!! I went Online for an hour then went back home. Mom was there na! Yehey, missed her, she was super busy these days and I rarely chill with her na :( So I joined mom for dinner, even though I wasn’t hungry, I just missed eating with her. She cooked! Yehey!!!
Moving on, Jap and I watched another movie. I think it’s “The Ten?” Basta it’s about the ten commandments of God and how people infringe them :) It’s hilarious and Idiotic. I did not finish the movie because I did not like it. And! I started drama-ing. Ask me why nalang, Ahahah
Fast forward, before sleeping, Jap and mom had tea but I did not drink kasi It tastes like money! Ahahahah sorry :)) So yun, Jap took pictures of me, so ako naman I posed a lot. Funny pictures! And we talked about something. Feels good, we’ve been opening up to each other na eh. Ayos diba? So I was super miserable. :\\\\ And I even grabbed a knife to slit my arm eh :|>:))=)) but shempre I realized I don’t have to :)) Loser duhh. What the f talaga, ang emo. This is soooo not me!!!!!
Tas yun, nobody’s awake but me :)) and my Imaginary friend, hahhh kidding. Still can’t sleep. And I am puzzled. Alam niyo na =p Hmm okay bye!! I’ll try to fall asleep :> Sorry ang haba, this is the first time I write such a long entry. Pleasant Slumber y’all!
STRIP OFF with those inhibitions at the greenhills northeast clubhouse on the 31st of may at 8pm and glamour the night away in gold and silver and shine till 1am. Entrance fee is P200. Be in your most fashionable attire, and experience a futuristic ambiance and a fashion show! Free flowing drinks, for beers but for cocktails and mixed will be at a given time of the night!! ~GM~
Fish :|:))
What color shirt are you wearing?
I'm not wearin ga shirt :))
Name three things that are physically close to you:
Paper, coins, & mouse
What is the last book you read?
Don't know
Are you or were you a good student?
Shempre :))
What's your favorite sport?
Volleyball and Badminton
Do you enjoy sleeping late?
Yuuuuuuuuuh
What's the weather like right now?
Sunny/Cloudy
Who tells the best jokes?
Corny people :))
What was the last thing you dreamed about?
Jap and ---
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Not yet
Do you believe in karma?
Yuuuhh.
Do you believe in luck?
no.
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
scrambled.
Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Money, ahahaha ewan :))
Are you proud of yourself?
Oo
Are you reliable?
depends.
Have you ever given money to a bum?
no.
What's your favorite food?
Jap food
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Oo! Weh!! Hahhaha joke
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
yes :)) sorry na weirdo eh
Do like to draw?
Yess
What's your favorite invention?
Cp
Is your room messy?
Hah. !
What do you like better: oranges or apples?
apples
Do you give in easily?
No
Are you a good guesser?
I guess so
Can you read other people's expressions?
Yes.
Are you a bully?
Hahaha!! Mabaet ako no :))
Do you have a job?
Wala
What time did you wake up this morning?
12pm
What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
Lapulapu
When was the last time you showered?
Kanina.
What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
Umalis
What's your favorite day of the week and why?
Friday
Do you have any nicknames?
bianx
Have you ever been scuba diving?
not yet.
What's your least favorite color?
Neon pink
Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
Wala eh, blehhhhhhhh
Would you ever go skydiving?
YEsss.
What toothpaste do you use?
Sensodyne?
Do you enjoy challenges?
When I'm in the mood.
What's the worst injury you have had?
Nadulas ako sa pool
What's the last movie you saw?
Superbad
What do you want to know about the future?
Life ko?
What does your last text message say?
Gm eh
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
Rox.
What's your favorite school subject?
Algeb
What's your least favorite school subject?
Ap
Would you rather have money or love?
Looooove
What is your dream vacation?
Ewan
What is your favorite animal?
Bird. di ko alam eh/ ahahah
Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes
What's the last sporting event you watched?
Game sa school"? HAhaha
Do you need to do laundry?
no.
Do you listen to the radio?
yes
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Bahay
What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Kick
Have you ever caught a butterfly?
No, eww
What color are your bed sheets?
Di ko alam :)) brown yata, pinalitan eh
What's your ringtone?
booty music
Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm di ko maalala
Do you have any obsessions right now?
Yes
Do you like things that glow in the dark?
Yes.
What's your favorite fruity scent?
Strawb
Do you watch cartoons?
oo everyday pa nga eh
Have you ever sat on a roof?
Yes.
Have you ever been to a different country?
no
Name three things in the world you dislike:
lWannabe's s s
Name three people in the world you dislike:
kim m m :)) hehehe joke
Has a rumor even been spread about you?
Yes.Duh!!
Do you like sushi?
Yes.
Do you believe in magic?
Yes.
Do you hold grudges?
Yes. Bitter ako eh, :))
02. Skipped class? Guilty.
03. Skipped school? Guilty.
04. Lied to your parents? Guilty.
05. Thrown up in public? Innocent.
06. Made out in public? Guilty.
07. Kissed a stranger? Innocent.
08. Streaked? Innocent.
09. Went skinny dipping? Innocent.
10. Cried yourself to sleep? Guilty.
11. Cried in public? Guilty.
12. Got into a physical fight? Guilty.
13. Broken into a house? Innocent.
14. Got detention? Innocent.
15. Got expelled? Innocent.
16. Got suspended? Innocent.
17. Drank beer? Guilty.
18. Smoked a cigarette/cigar? Innocent. :))))
19. Smoked something else? Innocent.
20. Done other drugs? Innocent.
21. Been hospitalized? Guilty.
22. Made someone cry? Guilty.
23. Took advantage of someone? Guilty.
24. Ate food that fell on the floor? Innocent.
25. Spit in someone`s food/drink? Guilty.
26. Dated outside your race? Innocent.
27. Had sex? Innocent.
28. Had a one night stand? Innocent.
29. Crashed someone`s car? Innocent.
30. Stolen a car? Innocent.
32. Went sky diving? Innocent.
33. Went bungee jumping? Innocent.
34. Shoplifted? Guilty :>
35. Started a fire? Innocent.
36. Ran away from home? Guilty.
37. Stolen something from a friend? Innocent.
38. Snuck out of the house? Guilty :))))
39. Been arrested? Innocent.
40. Committed a crime? Innocent.
41. Gone on a blind date? Innocent.
42. Had a crush on a teacher? Innocent.yuck ha!
43. Played dress up? Guilty
44. Cheated while playing a game? Guilty.
45. Used a fake ID? Innocent.
46. Ran a red light? Innocent.
47. Witnessed a crime? Guilty.
48. Pole danced? Innocent.
49. Flashed someone? Innocent.
50. Slept naked? Innocent.
1. The phone rings, who do you want it
to be?
~ Shashashasha
2 . When shopping at the grocery store,
do you return your cart?
~ Nope, duhh
3. If you had to kiss again the last
person you kissed, would you?
~ Sure! F ck :| :))
4. Do you take compliments well?
~ Yeah
5. Do you play Sudoku?
~ Yup!
6. If abandoned alone in the
wilderness would you survive?
~ I guess no :))
7 . If your house were on fire, what
would be the thing you would
save?
~ Pictures :))
8. Who was the last person you slept
in the bed with?
~ Wala
9. Who do you text the most?
~ Random people
10 . Favorite children's book?
~ Basta yung may wolf na kinain yung baby rabits :)) Ahahah
11 . Eye color?
~ Dark brown
12. How tall are you?
~ 51
13. If you could do it over again,
start from scratch, would you
~Ano?
14. Any secret admirers?
~ Hahahahah shempre!! Joke :))
15. When was the last time you were at
Olive Garden?
~ I don't know :))
16. Favorite ex..?
~ May ganun ba? yung latest :)) Joke :>
17. Where was the farthest place you
traveled?
~ Di ko alam :))
18. Do you like mustard?
~ NOO
19. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
~ sleep .
21. Do you miss anyone?
~ oo duhh
22. Can you do splits?
~ Janine can! Hahaha
23. What movie do you want to see
right now?
~ Di ko alam :))
24 . What did you do for New Year
's Eve?
~ party and jump and champagne :)
25 . Do you think The Grudge was
crappy?
~ Oo
27. Was your mom a cheerleader?
~ No, dude yun eh :)) Hahaha
28. What's the last letter of your
middle name?
~ YO :)) (O)
30. How many hours of sleep do you get
at night
~ six
35. What do you wear to sleep?
~ pang tulog
37. Is your hair straight or curly?
~ Straight
40. Do you like funny or serious
people better?
~ Funny pero nag seseryoso :>
42 . What is on your mind right now?
~ Yung sinabi ni Jap :))
43 . Any plans 4 tonight?
~ sleep
44 . Whats your fav. song at the
moment?
~ Guilty and Sorrow
45 . Do you hate chocolate?
~ Kinda
46 . What do you and your parents fight
about the most?
~ Bahala sila :))
47. Are you a gullible person?
~ No
48. Do you need a boyfriend/girl friend
to be happy ?
~ Hahahah yeah?
49 . If you could have any job what
would it be?
~ chill:))
50. Are you easy to get along with?
~ OO :)
51. What is your favorite time of day?
~ 9pm
52 . Are you generally a happy person?
~ yeah
1. Each blogger starts with ten random facts/habits about themselves.
2. Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their ten things and post these rules.
3. At the end of your blog, you need to choose ten people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged, and to read your blog.
1.) I did not go to training today
2.) I'm wearing an arm sling.
3.) Flyleaf makes me wanna lala :))
4.) I;m hungry
5.) I just woke up
6.) I feel so emo :))
7.) I crush blank :))
8.) Im hooked up to fm static's tonight :| screw that >:|
9.) I put on nail polish on mom's nails
10.) Im not inlove :))
NOW. I TAG EVERYBODY :))
1. Can you legally drink?
>> I guess so :)) Haha
2. Will you be married in the next 2
years?
>> NO! Hahahah doy
4. What are your least favorite school
subjects?
>> AP :|
5. Who was the last person to call you?
>> Nakalimutan ko na
6. Do you prefer to call or text?
>> Text. Haha! But if I'm Excited to make kwento, Call!
7. Do you have a pet?
>> Fish. Hahaha
8. What did you do today?
>> Went to Sta. Mesa and celebtare
9. Do you like carrots?
>> No, hate veggies eh :)
10. When is the last time you saw your
mom?
>> Just now, she's dancing, hahaha hot oh :>
11. Do you believe in karma?
>> Yeah
12. Are you taller than 5'5"?
>> Sadly no :| Hahaha
13. How many cities/towns have you
been to?
>> I don't count :))
14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare
feet?
>> Depends :)
15. Are you a social person?
>> Yeah, but if hindi ko trip yung tao, bahala na >:))
16. What was the last thing you drank?
>> Coke?
17. What are your favorite colors?
>> Violet, Silver, White, Gray, Green and Maroon :)
18. What are you doing for your next
birthday?
>> I don't know :)) Party I guess :>
21. Do you like coffee?
>> Iced Coffe :)
22. Would you rather have money or
love?
>> Love. :D
23. Have you ever sat on a roof?
>> Yeah
24. What are you listening to?
>> Sorrow :))
25. Do you sleep on a certain side of
the bed?
>> Yuh
26. Do you know how to play poker?
>> Nah
27. What are you thinking about right
now?
>> Nothing, hahaha
28. Any plans for the weekend?
>> I don;t know, biglaan eh :))
29. What time do you get up in the
morning?
>> Basta hapon na, but if theres training, 11 or 12
30. Have you ever been in an ambulance?
>> Yeah but not moving
31. Do you prefer an ocean or pool?
>> Ocean!
32. What color shirt are you wearing?
>> I'm not wearing a shirt. HAHA!!
33. Do you know how to drive a stick
shift?
>> What's that?
34. What's bothering you right now?
>>Wireless Int Connection
35. Do you hold grudges?
>> I guess so
40. Who's page did you visit last?
>>Colleen's
41. Are you a LOST fanatic?
>> Nope, don't know taht nga eh
42. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
>> Citiland=No, Manda=Yes
43. Earphones or headphones?
>> Either
44. At this very moment what should you
be doing?
>> Eating
45. Do you read novels often?
>> Nope
46. What is the color of your
cellphone?
>> Metallic Hot Pink?
47. Do you shut off the water while you
brush your teeth?
>> No, hahha
49. Are you mad about anything?
>> Um kinda. Feeler eh :))
50. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
>> I don't know, pang trip :))
51. Last 2 people to text you?
>> Don and Colleen
52. Have you ever thought you liked
someone, and then found out that you
really didn't like them?
>> Oo duhh ako pa :)) Hahha Salawahan! Joke :))
53. Have you ever kissed someone that
has smoked weed before?
>> I don't know, as if naman tatanungin ko. joke :))
54. How was this weekend?
>> Boring :))
Besides your lips, where is your favorite spot to get kissed?
* Sa chest, ahaha joke lang >:)) Sa cheeks no :))
Were you happy when you woke up today?
* Yeah, I woke up earky eh, I guess it was an achievement!
How about now?
* Yeah kinda
Do you eat candy on a daily basis?
* No
Who was the last person you ate with?
* I ate by my self. Hahaha
Can you live a day without television?
* Sure
When was the last time you saw your dad?
* Last month
Relationship status?
* Chill, Hahaha :))
What is your favorite color?
* Violet
What are you doing for your next birthday?
* Party :>
Any plans for this weekend?
* None, I can't go to training for 2 weeks eh :)) Pa- mall mall nalang
What were you doing at 12 last night?
* Internet-ing :))
Have you ever had a life threatening injury?
* Oo yung sprain ko!!! Hahahha
What do you want to be when you grow up?
* Chill lang, bwahahah :)) Lawyer or Cosmetic Surgeon or Dentist :>
Do you like flying or driving?
* Flying?
What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
* Clothes :))
1. Do you wish your previous relation
ship could have lasted longer?
♥ Uh yeah before :)
2. What's the most annoying thing
about people?
♥ I don't know :))
3. What did you last eat?
♥ BBQ baby :))
4 . What is your nick name?
♥ BNX
5. Name a quote from the song
your listening to?
♥ I'm not listening to a song. aircon :)) Kshhhhh
6. How is life going for you right now?
♥ Fine :>
7. How about love life?
♥ Fine na rin? Hahaha :))
8. Are you keeping a secret
from someone that needs to know the
truth?
♥ I guess so.
9. Who was your last text message from?
♥ Nittan
10. What do you think of your siblings?
♥ Matataba, de joke :))
11. What was the reason you last cried?
♥ Tuwa ako eh :>
12. What was the first thing you
said when you woke up today?
♥ Ahhh okay
13. Last time you couldn't take
your eyes off someone?
♥ Nung isang araw :)) HEH JOKE :))
14. What do most people call you?
♥ Bianca/Bianx
15. Who is your crush/bf/gf?
♥ Si ____s :> chka si _________________________ secret walang clue :))
16. Have you ever hated someone, but
ended up being friends with them?
♥ Yeah
17. What do you think of people
who don't have sex before marriage?
♥ Amen :))
19. Are you more independent or
dependent?
♥ OR :>
20. Ever had the opposite sex over when
no one was home?
♥ Yup.
21. Who will you see today?
♥ Tomorrow na :)
27. Have you ever been cheated on?
♥ I guess so, bwahahaha PI :))
28 . Girls are ______
♥ Boys.
29. Last time you broke a rule?
♥ Kanina?
30. What did you buy the last time you
went shopping?
♥ Clothes?
31. Do you give out second chances
♥ Depends >:))
32. Last car ride?
♥ The other day
33. Had plans and broke them?
♥ yeah.
34. Believe the phrase "Why put
off'till tomorrow what you can do
today"?
♥ Yeah
35. What is the last book you read?
♥ Di ko alam :))
36 . What book are you reading now?
♥ none
37. Are you a tease?
♥ DON'T KNOW :))
38. Who are you jealous of?
♥ Kay KIM, de joke, bahala ka sa buhay mo :))
39. What can always make you laugh?
♥ Stupid people getting hurt >:))
40. Where do you see yourself in
4years?
♥ Here parin? HHAHAAHA
-----------------
QUESTIIONS:
1.masaya ka ba?
` Yeah
2.bakit?
` Ehhh
3.ano color ng damit mo?
` Gray na may white na may red na may black :))
4.name three person you misses?
[correction: you miss!]
` SHA
` sha
` and sha :)) hulaan niyo :)).
5.cno mahal mo?
` Wala pa eh, like palang :))
6.nagmemake-up ka ba?
` Sa eyes lang
7.bakit ka nagmemake-up?
` Emo ako eh :)) JOKE :|:)) gusto ko eh
8.sexy ka ba?
` Ewan ko :))
9.ano huli mong ginawa?
` Nag backspace
10.most expression everyday?
` Eh. AHAHAHAHHHA!!
11.listening to?
` Mommy and Anika reading a book
12.crush?
` _____ ___ :>
13.san mo gusto magpunta?
` Di ko alam :))
14.anung tatak ng chocolate ang
pinakagusto mo?
`toblerone
15.e tatak ng damit?
` Mango and Zara
ANUNG MASASABI MO SA :
1.pamilya?
` Love nila ko
2.kaibigan?
` Love them
3.kaaway?
` Mamatay na kayo,
4.crush?
` heeee helo :))
5.mahal?
` I love you
6.sa lahat ng tao?
` HI :))
LAST QUESTION:
1.ano ang maitutulong mo bilang isang
mamamayan sa ating bansa?
` Do not litter. daming basura, heh! JOKE :))
1.. complete this phrase: "if only i
could..
= Turn back time, CHAROOOSSSS joke lang :)
2. did you get enough sleep last
night?
= No
3. what were you doing before you
slept last night?
= Ahh watched a movie
4. first thing you thought about this
morning when you woke up?
= Wala :))
5. do u ever wonder why the sky is
blue?
= No, I don't even care
6.Did you ever try to skip meals?
= Yup,
7. lights on or off?
= Dimmed. Haha!!
8. what makes you unique from others?
= I'm different from them. Ahaha
9. are you afraid of the dark?
= No
10. favorite hangout/s?
= Basta masaya ako :))
11. people you can't live without?
= Family and Friends :>
12. what are your plans for tonight?
=Wala
13. favorite song when you're sleepy?
= Yung kanta ng innervoices, ahaha
14. Do you love someone, right now?
= No, hahaha
15. are you a giver or a taker?
= Giver I guess
16. if you could choose another name,
what would it be?
= Hey :)) Bwahaha
18. last text message from?
= Di ko alam, di ko alam kung asan phone ko sorry :))
20. stuck on a desert island & could
have only one KIND of food for the
rest of your life, what would it be?
= Uhh watermelon!! or buko :>
21. favorite tv commercial/s?
= Di ko alam :))
22. if you were dead and your soul was
given another chance, what would you
do first?
= Spend time with the people I love
23. if you could choose your eye
color,what color would you like to
have?
= Violet! Hahahah
24. what are the things you always
bring?
= Celphone and Moneyy
25. what did you want to be when you
were a kid?
= Cashier :| Sucks man :| :))
26. what do you usually do when the
clock turns 12 am?
= Wala :))
28. is it easier to be a boy or a
girl?
= Boy, I want to be a boy :))
29. one thing you will never do?
= Eat my shit. Hahahha
30. one thing you regret the most?
= I don't regret. blehhh
31.)Anong song ang pinapatugtog mo
ngayon?
= Cut an X :| :))
32.) San ka galing kanina?
= Sa school, training
33.) Sinong huli mong nakausap sa
phone?
= Nakalimutan ko na, si Roxanne yata
34.) Sinong iniisip mo ngayon?
= Wala
35.) Happy ka ba ngayon?
= Of course golf course, hahahha
36.) Kamusta naman ang life mo?
= Ayos :)
37.) Mabilis ka bang magsawa?
= Npe
38.) Gusto mo bang makipag telebabad sa
telephone?
= Depends
39.) Sinu ksama mo ngayon?
= Anika
40.) Pagod ka ba ngayon?
= Yuhh
41.) Saan ka pupunta ngayon?
= Sa kitchen
42.) Umiyak ka ba kanina?
= Konti, sakit ng arm ko ehh
43.) Mahilig ka ba sa surprises?
= Sweet,
44.) Anong gusto mong gawin ngayon?
= Uminom ng tubig, nauuhaw ako eh :)) YAYA!!!
45.) San mo gustong pumunta?
= Sa taas
46.) Umiinom ka ba ng mga alcoholic
drinks?
= Yup
47.) Anong mas gusto mo…makulit o
pasaway?
= Makulit
48.) eh Malambing o mataray?
= Duhh Malambing
49.) Anong fave mong drink?
= Fruit punch :> yung ffresh
50.) Adik ka ba sa siopao?
= EEEEEEEEEW
51.) Anong feeling mo pag may kausap
ka sa phone?
= Wala, hello :)
54.) Anong feeling mo ngayong oras
na ‘to?
= Hot, haha
100. wats ur profile song and why?
= Ready, Aim Misfire. I like it eh
99. DO YOU HAVE A JOB?
= None
98. LAST NAME?
= Abeng
97. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
= Hahaha, yeah :)
96. LIED IN THE LAST 24 HRS?
= I think :))
95. DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?
= Yeah.
94. WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU WENT
= Bathroom, bath :)
93. WHAT ARE YOU EATING?
= None
92. WHO/WHAT MAKES YOU MAD?
= Nothing :)
91. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE WHEN YOU
GROW UP?
= I still don't know :))
90. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
= Bianx
89. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR HAIR?
= black.
88. DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX YOU CAN TALK TO?
= Yeah,
87. DO YOU HAVE MANY FRIENDS?
= I guess so :)
86. DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATES?
= Sometimes :)
85. WHAT FUN THING DID YOU DO THIS
WEEKEND?
= Go out of the house. ahaha
84. DID YOU DO ANYTHING TODAY?
= Hmm none :)
83. ARE YOU HAPPY?
= Kinda :)
82. WHO IS SITTING TO YOUR LEFT, RIGHT
NOW?
= I'm alone :| :))
81. WHERE IS YOUR DAD RIGHT NOW?
= Bahay :D
80. DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?
= No :)
79. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU CALL?
= I was trying to call Jap :D
78. CLOSEST BLACK OBJECT?
= Bag
77. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
= Yeah. Only when I copy notes
76. DO YOU HAVE BRACES?
= Yuhh
75. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
= I do
73. YOU OWN ANY PETS?
= Fish, hahaha :) .
72. LAST TIME YOU LISTENED TO COUNTRY
MUSIC?
= I don't know :))
68. WHAT CAN YOU HEAR NOW?
= Voice ni Sponge Bob
65. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
= Dress printed with pigs
64. LAST PERSON TO COMMENT YOU?
= Mikee L?
63. DO YOU SING?
= Yes. Hahahhah :))
62. SCREAMO OR COUNTRY?
= Kahit ano :))
61. ROCK OR RAP?
= Rock, duh rap's like whatever :)) No offense :)
59. WHO DID YOU LAST CALL?
= Jap nga
58. WHO LAST TEXTED YOU?
= Veanney, gm :)
57. WHAT JEWELERY DO YOU WEAR DAILY?
= earings
54. WOULD YOU DIE FOR SOMEONE?
= If he/she is super special to me.
53. LATEST THING YOU'VE RECENTLY
LEARNED?
= Wala. Haha!
52. ARE YOU COLD NOW?
= No,
51. WHAT DO YOU SMELL?
= Olay :))
50. IS ANYTHING BOTHERING YOU RIGHT
NOW?
= None
48. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BE DOING
TOMORROW?
= Training then rest :)
47. WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR BREAKFAST?
= Steamed fish with rice :)
46. LUNCH?
= Brunch ko na yun eh :))
45. Dinner?
= Later :>
42. CAN YOU SWIM?
= I studied two courses, so yeah :)
37. FAVORITE SMELL?
= MNG Tattoo :> or Heiress-Paris Hilton
35. UNITED STATES OR CANADA?
= I don't know :))
32. JEANS OR SWEATPANTS?
= Both!
31. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?
= Help tidy up the house, kahit may maid na :))
30. ARE YOU GONNA DO IT?
= No :))
29. DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON?
= None,
28. DO YOU OWN BIG SUNGLASSES?
= Yeah,
27. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED SO HARD YOU
MADE YOURSELF SICK?
= Haha!! oo, sorry :))
26. DO YOU LIKE TECHNo?
=yuh?
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
= nine
19. FAVORITE TV SHOW?
= A lot eh :)
18. DO YOU LIKE 80'S MUSIC?
= Some of them :)
16. DO YOU DANCE TO IT?
= haha! If it's danceable sure :)
15. WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE?
= happy music/alter rock :>
12. BEEN TO SPAIN?
= No
11. CAN YOU LICK YOUR TOE?
= i can :D
9. BEEN TO COLLEGE?
= Not yet
7. FAVORITE TIME OF THE DAY?
= Day? So parang 4 pm. Hahaha :))
5. SEEN ALL THE SPIDERMAN MOVIES?
= Yup
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
= Summer :))
3. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO?
= Nothing?
2. EVER GOTTEN LOST IN THE DARK?
= Bwahaha No
1. DO YOU LOVE someone?
= No :)) Hahahahha, like palang :)
-END-
Name 13 songs in your mind and answer the
following questions:
1. Ready, Aim Misfire
2. Breathe Today
3. No World for Tomorrow
4. I was Right
5. Vices like Vipers
6. All Around Me
7. Moan
8. Sensual Seduction
9. The Irony of Dying on Your Birthday
10. When Youre Mad
11. Part Time Lover
12. Born For This
13. Risque
♦ who do you remember when you hear no. 4?
- Ahh yung ex ko :))
♦ does no. 8 make you happy?
- Yeah super :))
♦ has no. 3 made you cry?
- Hindi, asa :))
♦ in what occassion did you hear no. 9?
♦ do you miss no. 10?
- Kindaaaaaaaa
♦ which lyrics do you like the best from no.1?
- Your Love is my heart's disease
♦ do you imagine something when you hear no.2?
- Oo yata :))
♦ who do you remember when you hear no. 6?
- Wala eh, hahahaha
♦ when was the last time you heard no. 11?
- When it was still my bg music for multiply
♦ who told you about no. 8?
- Di ko alam, nakita ko lang dito :))
♦ do you often sing no. 11?
- Yeah, love it :))
♦ have you sung no. 7 to anyone?
- wala pa naman :) Sa thursday, Joke :))
♦ does no. 10 inspire your life?
- umm... no :)) nakakinspire ba yun?
♦ does no. 5 tell about your feelings?
- I dk
♦ what do you feel when you hear no. 7?
- Singing :))
♦ do you smile when you hear no 11?
♦ when was the first time you heard no.1?
- A month ago
♦ if you could dedicate no. 9 to someone, who would it be?
- Wala, corny pag may dedicate stuff eh. joke :))
♦ does no 7 mean a lot to you?
- No eh♦ what’s so special about no. 2?
- Masaya kantahin :))
♦ would you sing no. 1 to anyone? to who?
- Sure, I dont know :))
♦ does no. 8 remind you of someone?
- Yata?
♦ what memory comes to your mind when you hear no. 5?
- Wala, manhid ako eh, hahahha Kidding :>
♦ do you want to hear no 12 right now?
- Sure!!
♦ can u remember clearly the first time u heard no 13?
- Since my friend told me to
tagalog lamang at walang halong
ingles.
1.anong ayos ng buhok mo ngayon?
Naka Tali.
2. kumusta na ang puso mo?
Tumitibok :))
3. may iniisip ka ba ngayon?
Wala eh :))
4. madali ka bang magalit?
Depende sa kung ano o sino.
5. kelan ka huling nakakita ng unggoy?
Nung nagpunta ako sa Avilon Zoo yata.
6. kelan ka huling uminom ng taho?
Di ko alam
7. anong huli mong ininom?
Yelong Tsaa?? (Iced Tea)
8. my crush k b ngayun??
Meron :))
9. single? taken? o reserved? -
Reserved :)) Biro lang.
10. kelan ka huling tumawa? -
Kanina lang,
11. madali ka bang maimpluwensyahan?
Depende. :))
12. e may lakad ka ba mamaya?
Wala. Gabi na
13.may pinoproblema ka ba ngayon?
Ah, wala.
14. anong pinakagusto mong nabili?
Madami eh
15. mahilig ka bang tumakbo?
Oo
16. anong huli mong napanood sa tv?
Yung pinapanuod ni Anika
18. madali ka bang magpatawad?
Hinde. :D
19. malikot ka ba?
Minsan?
20. anong mas gusto mo? single na
gusto mo plang o taken na mahal mo
na?
Ewan ko :))
21. last friend/s you have been with?
Patty, Felice & Jil
22. ilan ang sim mo?
Iisa lang.
23. sino madalas mO ka text?
Marami eh
24. anong pinapakinggan mo ngayon?
Fall for you yata. Hindi ko alam eh :))
25.san ka nakita last sunday?
Sa Galle? Nakalimutan ko na, paumanhin
26. may curfew ka ba
Minsan meron minsan wala
27. anong pinagkakaabalahan mo ngaun?
Wala ata.
28. sa palagay mo cno sunod na ssagot
na survey na to?
Yung walang magawa :))
29. cno ung taong huling nagpaiyak
sayo?
Dani. :| Joke. AHHHHHAHAHA. =))=))
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... HAHAHA
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREPPY GIRL, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... HAHAHA
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREPPY GIRL, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
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I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems