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Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Ten Things You Want To Say To Ten Different People:
1. Hey
2. Loser
3. Give me
4. I love you
5. Pengeee
6. Alis tayo
7. Bukas ha
8. Panget
9. Wahahaha
10. Water!!!

Nine Things About Myself:
1. Bitch
2. I like money
3. I smell good
4. I rarely repeat my outfit when going out
5. Dependent
6. DMX is the happiest machine ever
7. I don't like super girly people
8. Gangsters are cheap
9. I keep things for myself

Eight Ways To Win My Heart:
1. Court me
2. Should not be cheap and super cheesy
3. Should play a musical instrument
4. Sporty
5. Popular :)) JOKE :>
6. Serious
7. Loyal
8. Should play DMX with me

Seven Things That Cross Your Mind Alot:
1. SHA
2. Wala
3. Sha o Sha? GETS??
4. Wala talaga
5. Wala
6. ding
7. Go ba?

Six Things You Don't Like About Yourself:
-----

Five Turn Offs:

1. Cheap
2. Di mabango
3. Two timers
4. Liar
5. --

Four Turn Ons:
1. Eyes
2. Lips
3. Skills/Intelligence
4. Jokes :))

Three Smileys That Describe Your Life:
1. >:))
2. =))
3. \:D/

Two Things You Want To Do Before You Die:
1. Be thinner :D
2. Alam niyo na :>

One Confession:
1. I crush..... joke, wala akong crush :))


It's passed 2 am and I still cant sleep :| The internet connection got DC again :\ And I just realized that today is Labor Day!! And it’s already May!! I have a creepy, unusual, eerie, depressing, peculiar, odd, bizzare day. Nge, it's all the same :)) super talaga :))) I feel like I'm on the edge of something or having a delusion :|, Crap :)) Sorry na weirdo :)) Pero super talaga, it’s like the first time I felt this strange emotion. It’s like the world is against me :| Oo na madrama :( Pagbigyan, minsan lang to. The first thing I did when I woke up was to listen to Neyo’s and Chris Brown’s songs. :|| ODIBA!!! This is so not me :)) Then I woke up early pa. I did not go to training because my arm is still on the healing process and I thought that I have to pay pa because I was not attending training for like days I think, I did not follow the dress code once and was late a lot of times? Or maybe twice, so duhh FINE FINE FINE!!! I was worried pero good thing, I’m excused pala!! Yeheyyyy I don’t have to pay for anything :)) But except for not following the dress code :>

Then I ate lunch around 3pm so I guess merienda na yun :)) but noo, Anika and I food-tripped. We finished a stack of oreo with milk, we both had a slice of bead, some fruits (grapefruit, dalandan and melon) and juice. We ate a lot and I promised to my self that I shall not eat again not unless it’s dinner na. But mom cooked her very mouth-watering meaty spaghetti that I love so much :)) (But Daddy’s spaghetti’s better than Mom’s) So I ate again.

The whole day, I was just watching cartoons with Anika, I watched Dora the Explorer, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Tom and Jerry, The PPG, The Backyardigans and A lot more :\ I did not use the computer that much because I don’t know :)) Something’s wrong with the connection. Blahblahblah.

I watched some movies instead. First I watched The Nanny Diaries, but I got bored watching it so I changed. The Heartbreak Kid was next, but I just realized na I’m a clean person =)) De joke, uhm I just don’t feel like watching that movie kasi nga diba I have this mood swing today. I tried to watch Hairspray but it wont work :( So I watched Superbad, since I haven’t watch that movie. It was uhhhh whatever, funny I guess.

Jap came home, still watching. I got distracted by something so I stopped. Then I got really jaded, so I went to the computer shop kasi I can’t resist!!! I went Online for an hour then went back home. Mom was there na! Yehey, missed her, she was super busy these days and I rarely chill with her na :( So I joined mom for dinner, even though I wasn’t hungry, I just missed eating with her. She cooked! Yehey!!!

Moving on, Jap and I watched another movie. I think it’s “The Ten?” Basta it’s about the ten commandments of God and how people infringe them :) It’s hilarious and Idiotic. I did not finish the movie because I did not like it. And! I started drama-ing. Ask me why nalang, Ahahah

Fast forward, before sleeping, Jap and mom had tea but I did not drink kasi It tastes like money! Ahahahah sorry :)) So yun, Jap took pictures of me, so ako naman I posed a lot. Funny pictures! And we talked about something. Feels good, we’ve been opening up to each other na eh. Ayos diba? So I was super miserable. :\\\\ And I even grabbed a knife to slit my arm eh :|>:))=)) but shempre I realized I don’t have to :)) Loser duhh. What the f talaga, ang emo. This is soooo not me!!!!!

Tas yun, nobody’s awake but me :)) and my Imaginary friend, hahhh kidding. Still can’t sleep. And I am puzzled. Alam niyo na =p Hmm okay bye!! I’ll try to fall asleep :> Sorry ang haba, this is the first time I write such a long entry. Pleasant Slumber y’all!

STRIP OFF with those inhibitions at the greenhills northeast clubhouse on the 31st of may at 8pm and glamour the night away in gold and silver and shine till 1am. Entrance fee is P200. Be in your most fashionable attire, and experience a futuristic ambiance and a fashion show! Free flowing drinks, for beers but for cocktails and mixed will be at a given time of the night!! ~GM~


Do you have any pets?
Fish :|:))

What color shirt are you wearing?
I'm not wearin ga shirt :))

Name three things that are physically close to you:
Paper, coins, & mouse

What is the last book you read?
Don't know

Are you or were you a good student?
Shempre :))

What's your favorite sport?
Volleyball and Badminton

Do you enjoy sleeping late?
Yuuuuuuuuuh

What's the weather like right now?
Sunny/Cloudy

Who tells the best jokes?
Corny people :))

What was the last thing you dreamed about?
Jap and ---

Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
Not yet

Do you believe in karma?
Yuuuhh.

Do you believe in luck?
no.

Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
scrambled.

Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Money, ahahaha ewan :))

Are you proud of yourself?
Oo

Are you reliable?
depends.

Have you ever given money to a bum?
no.

What's your favorite food?
Jap food

Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Oo! Weh!! Hahhaha joke

Do you like the smell of gasoline?
yes :)) sorry na weirdo eh

Do like to draw?
Yess

What's your favorite invention?
Cp

Is your room messy?
Hah. !

What do you like better: oranges or apples?
apples

Do you give in easily?
No

Are you a good guesser?
I guess so

Can you read other people's expressions?
Yes.

Are you a bully?
Hahaha!! Mabaet ako no :))

Do you have a job?
Wala

What time did you wake up this morning?
12pm

What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
Lapulapu

When was the last time you showered?
Kanina.

What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
Umalis

What's your favorite day of the week and why?
Friday

Do you have any nicknames?
bianx

Have you ever been scuba diving?
not yet.

What's your least favorite color?
Neon pink

Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
Wala eh, blehhhhhhhh

Would you ever go skydiving?
YEsss.

What toothpaste do you use?
Sensodyne?

Do you enjoy challenges?
When I'm in the mood.

What's the worst injury you have had?
Nadulas ako sa pool

What's the last movie you saw?
Superbad

What do you want to know about the future?
Life ko?

What does your last text message say?
Gm eh

Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
Rox.

What's your favorite school subject?
Algeb

What's your least favorite school subject?
Ap

Would you rather have money or love?
Looooove

What is your dream vacation?
Ewan

What is your favorite animal?
Bird. di ko alam eh/ ahahah

Do you miss anyone right now?
Yes

What's the last sporting event you watched?
Game sa school"? HAhaha

Do you need to do laundry?
no.

Do you listen to the radio?
yes

Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Bahay

What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Kick

Have you ever caught a butterfly?
No, eww
What color are your bed sheets?
Di ko alam :)) brown yata, pinalitan eh

What's your ringtone?
booty music

Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm di ko maalala

Do you have any obsessions right now?
Yes

Do you like things that glow in the dark?
Yes.

What's your favorite fruity scent?
Strawb

Do you watch cartoons?
oo everyday pa nga eh

Have you ever sat on a roof?
Yes.

Have you ever been to a different country?
no

Name three things in the world you dislike:
lWannabe's s s

Name three people in the world you dislike:
kim m m :)) hehehe joke

Has a rumor even been spread about you?
Yes.Duh!!

Do you like sushi?
Yes.

Do you believe in magic?
Yes.

Do you hold grudges?
Yes. Bitter ako eh, :))


Tuesday, April 29, 2008
01. Slept in class? Guilty.
02. Skipped class? Guilty.
03. Skipped school? Guilty.
04. Lied to your parents? Guilty.
05. Thrown up in public? Innocent.
06. Made out in public? Guilty.
07. Kissed a stranger? Innocent.
08. Streaked? Innocent.
09. Went skinny dipping? Innocent.
10. Cried yourself to sleep? Guilty.
11. Cried in public? Guilty.
12. Got into a physical fight? Guilty.
13. Broken into a house? Innocent.
14. Got detention? Innocent.
15. Got expelled? Innocent.
16. Got suspended? Innocent.
17. Drank beer? Guilty.
18. Smoked a cigarette/cigar? Innocent. :))))
19. Smoked something else? Innocent.
20. Done other drugs? Innocent.
21. Been hospitalized? Guilty.
22. Made someone cry? Guilty.
23. Took advantage of someone? Guilty.
24. Ate food that fell on the floor? Innocent.
25. Spit in someone`s food/drink? Guilty.
26. Dated outside your race? Innocent.
27. Had sex? Innocent.
28. Had a one night stand? Innocent.
29. Crashed someone`s car? Innocent.
30. Stolen a car? Innocent.
32. Went sky diving? Innocent.
33. Went bungee jumping? Innocent.
34. Shoplifted? Guilty :>
35. Started a fire? Innocent.
36. Ran away from home? Guilty.
37. Stolen something from a friend? Innocent.
38. Snuck out of the house? Guilty :))))
39. Been arrested? Innocent.
40. Committed a crime? Innocent.
41. Gone on a blind date? Innocent.
42. Had a crush on a teacher? Innocent.yuck ha!
43. Played dress up? Guilty
44. Cheated while playing a game? Guilty.
45. Used a fake ID? Innocent.
46. Ran a red light? Innocent.
47. Witnessed a crime? Guilty.
48. Pole danced? Innocent.
49. Flashed someone? Innocent.
50. Slept naked? Innocent.


Monday, April 28, 2008

1. The phone rings, who do you want it
to be?
~ Shashashasha

2 . When shopping at the grocery store,
do you return your cart?
~ Nope, duhh

3. If you had to kiss again the last
person you kissed, would you?
~ Sure! F ck :| :))

4. Do you take compliments well?
~ Yeah

5. Do you play Sudoku?
~ Yup!

6. If abandoned alone in the
wilderness would you survive?
~ I guess no :))

7 . If your house were on fire, what
would be the thing you would
save?
~ Pictures :))


8. Who was the last person you slept
in the bed with?
~ Wala

9. Who do you text the most?
~ Random people

10 . Favorite children's book?
~ Basta yung may wolf na kinain yung baby rabits :)) Ahahah

11 . Eye color?
~ Dark brown

12. How tall are you?
~ 51

13. If you could do it over again,
start from scratch, would you
~Ano?

14. Any secret admirers?
~ Hahahahah shempre!! Joke :))

15. When was the last time you were at
Olive Garden?
~ I don't know :))

16. Favorite ex..?
~ May ganun ba? yung latest :)) Joke :>

17. Where was the farthest place you
traveled?
~ Di ko alam :))

18. Do you like mustard?
~ NOO

19. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
~ sleep .

21. Do you miss anyone?
~ oo duhh

22. Can you do splits?
~ Janine can! Hahaha

23. What movie do you want to see
right now?
~ Di ko alam :))

24 . What did you do for New Year
's Eve?
~ party and jump and champagne :)

25 . Do you think The Grudge was
crappy?
~ Oo

27. Was your mom a cheerleader?
~ No, dude yun eh :)) Hahaha

28. What's the last letter of your
middle name?
~ YO :)) (O)

30. How many hours of sleep do you get
at night
~ six

35. What do you wear to sleep?
~ pang tulog

37. Is your hair straight or curly?
~ Straight

40. Do you like funny or serious
people better?
~ Funny pero nag seseryoso :>

42 . What is on your mind right now?
~ Yung sinabi ni Jap :))

43 . Any plans 4 tonight?
~ sleep

44 . Whats your fav. song at the
moment?
~ Guilty and Sorrow

45 . Do you hate chocolate?
~ Kinda

46 . What do you and your parents fight
about the most?
~ Bahala sila :))

47. Are you a gullible person?
~ No

48. Do you need a boyfriend/girl friend
to be happy ?
~ Hahahah yeah?

49 . If you could have any job what
would it be?
~ chill:))

50. Are you easy to get along with?
~ OO :)

51. What is your favorite time of day?
~ 9pm

52 . Are you generally a happy person?
~ yeah


Sunday, April 27, 2008
THE RULES:
1. Each blogger starts with ten random facts/habits about themselves.
2. Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their ten things and post these rules.
3. At the end of your blog, you need to choose ten people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged, and to read your blog.


1.) I did not go to training today


2.) I'm wearing an arm sling.

3.) Flyleaf makes me wanna lala :))

4.) I;m hungry

5.) I just woke up

6.) I feel so emo :))

7.) I crush blank :))

8.) Im hooked up to fm static's tonight :| screw that >:|

9.) I put on nail polish on mom's nails

10.) Im not inlove :))

NOW. I TAG EVERYBODY :))


1. Can you legally drink?
>> I guess so :)) Haha

2. Will you be married in the next 2
years?
>> NO! Hahahah doy

4. What are your least favorite school
subjects?
>> AP :|

5. Who was the last person to call you?
>> Nakalimutan ko na

6. Do you prefer to call or text?
>> Text. Haha! But if I'm Excited to make kwento, Call!

7. Do you have a pet?
>> Fish. Hahaha

8. What did you do today?
>> Went to Sta. Mesa and celebtare

9. Do you like carrots?
>> No, hate veggies eh :)
10. When is the last time you saw your
mom?
>> Just now, she's dancing, hahaha hot oh :>

11. Do you believe in karma?
>> Yeah

12. Are you taller than 5'5"?
>> Sadly no :| Hahaha

13. How many cities/towns have you
been to?
>> I don't count :))

14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare
feet?
>> Depends :)

15. Are you a social person?
>> Yeah, but if hindi ko trip yung tao, bahala na >:))
16. What was the last thing you drank?
>> Coke?

17. What are your favorite colors?
>> Violet, Silver, White, Gray, Green and Maroon :)

18. What are you doing for your next
birthday?
>> I don't know :)) Party I guess :>

21. Do you like coffee?
>> Iced Coffe :)

22. Would you rather have money or
love?
>> Love. :D

23. Have you ever sat on a roof?
>> Yeah

24. What are you listening to?
>> Sorrow :))

25. Do you sleep on a certain side of
the bed?
>> Yuh

26. Do you know how to play poker?
>> Nah

27. What are you thinking about right
now?
>> Nothing, hahaha

28. Any plans for the weekend?
>> I don;t know, biglaan eh :))

29. What time do you get up in the
morning?
>> Basta hapon na, but if theres training, 11 or 12

30. Have you ever been in an ambulance?
>> Yeah but not moving

31. Do you prefer an ocean or pool?
>> Ocean!

32. What color shirt are you wearing?
>> I'm not wearing a shirt. HAHA!!

33. Do you know how to drive a stick
shift?
>> What's that?

34. What's bothering you right now?
>>Wireless Int Connection

35. Do you hold grudges?
>> I guess so

40. Who's page did you visit last?
>>Colleen's

41. Are you a LOST fanatic?
>> Nope, don't know taht nga eh

42. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
>> Citiland=No, Manda=Yes

43. Earphones or headphones?
>> Either

44. At this very moment what should you
be doing?
>> Eating

45. Do you read novels often?
>> Nope

46. What is the color of your
cellphone?
>> Metallic Hot Pink?

47. Do you shut off the water while you
brush your teeth?
>> No, hahha

49. Are you mad about anything?
>> Um kinda. Feeler eh :))

50. Do you sing obnoxiously in the car?
>> I don't know, pang trip :))

51. Last 2 people to text you?
>> Don and Colleen

52. Have you ever thought you liked
someone, and then found out that you
really didn't like them?
>> Oo duhh ako pa :)) Hahha Salawahan! Joke :))

53. Have you ever kissed someone that
has smoked weed before?
>> I don't know, as if naman tatanungin ko. joke :))

54. How was this weekend?
>> Boring :))


Aha astig, 18 people nag view ng home page ko ngayon, wala lang! Hahahah :)) Kababawan :)) Mejo magaling na yung arm ko, pero hindi ako magtetraining bukas :)) Yehey talaga, hahahahah I want to join my mother's campaign!! Super talaga, ang saya mag prepare :)) Lets pray na sana she'll win!! She's running for auditor in PDA(Philippine Dental Association) Philippines eh. Pray with us! Hahah :)) Ang saya ng posters, kaso si Jap gumawa so bahala na :)) Nagalit sha sakin kasi linalait ko yung layout niya :)) BWahahahah. Tapos yung mga hirit ko pa nakakapikon talaga, hahahha wla lang ,bye :))


My day has noooo sanse talaga :)) Today, boring :)) When I woke up, I took a bath kagad, ate a little then we went to Sta. Mesa to celebrate my cousin's and tito's birthday. Wala ako mashadong ginawa. Bwahahah wala lang, bye :))


Friday, April 25, 2008

Besides your lips, where is your favorite spot to get kissed?
* Sa chest, ahaha joke lang >:)) Sa cheeks no :))

Were you happy when you woke up today?
* Yeah, I woke up earky eh, I guess it was an achievement!

How about now?
* Yeah kinda

Do you eat candy on a daily basis?
* No

Who was the last person you ate with?
* I ate by my self. Hahaha

Can you live a day without television?
* Sure

When was the last time you saw your dad?
* Last month

Relationship status?
* Chill, Hahaha :))

What is your favorite color?
* Violet

What are you doing for your next birthday?
* Party :>

Any plans for this weekend?
* None, I can't go to training for 2 weeks eh :)) Pa- mall mall nalang

What were you doing at 12 last night?
* Internet-ing :))

Have you ever had a life threatening injury?
* Oo yung sprain ko!!! Hahahha

What do you want to be when you grow up?
* Chill lang, bwahahah :)) Lawyer or Cosmetic Surgeon or Dentist :>

Do you like flying or driving?
* Flying?

What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
* Clothes :))


1. Do you wish your previous relation
ship could have lasted longer?
♥ Uh yeah before :)

2. What's the most annoying thing
about people?
♥ I don't know :))

3. What did you last eat?
♥ BBQ baby :))

4 . What is your nick name?
♥ BNX

5. Name a quote from the song
your listening to?
♥ I'm not listening to a song. aircon :)) Kshhhhh

6. How is life going for you right now?
♥ Fine :>

7. How about love life?
♥ Fine na rin? Hahaha :))

8. Are you keeping a secret
from someone that needs to know the
truth?
♥ I guess so.

9. Who was your last text message from?
♥ Nittan

10. What do you think of your siblings?
♥ Matataba, de joke :))

11. What was the reason you last cried?
♥ Tuwa ako eh :>

12. What was the first thing you
said when you woke up today?
♥ Ahhh okay

13. Last time you couldn't take
your eyes off someone?
♥ Nung isang araw :)) HEH JOKE :))

14. What do most people call you?
♥ Bianca/Bianx

15. Who is your crush/bf/gf?
♥ Si ____s :> chka si _________________________ secret walang clue :))

16. Have you ever hated someone, but
ended up being friends with them?
♥ Yeah

17. What do you think of people
who don't have sex before marriage?
♥ Amen :))

19. Are you more independent or
dependent?
♥ OR :>

20. Ever had the opposite sex over when
no one was home?
♥ Yup.

21. Who will you see today?
♥ Tomorrow na :)

27. Have you ever been cheated on?
♥ I guess so, bwahahaha PI :))

28 . Girls are ______
♥ Boys.

29. Last time you broke a rule?
♥ Kanina?

30. What did you buy the last time you
went shopping?
♥ Clothes?

31. Do you give out second chances
♥ Depends >:))

32. Last car ride?
♥ The other day

33. Had plans and broke them?
♥ yeah.

34. Believe the phrase "Why put
off'till tomorrow what you can do
today"?
♥ Yeah

35. What is the last book you read?
♥ Di ko alam :))

36 . What book are you reading now?
♥ none

37. Are you a tease?
♥ DON'T KNOW :))

38. Who are you jealous of?
♥ Kay KIM, de joke, bahala ka sa buhay mo :))

39. What can always make you laugh?
♥ Stupid people getting hurt >:))

40. Where do you see yourself in
4years?
♥ Here parin? HHAHAAHA

-----------------
QUESTIIONS:

1.masaya ka ba?
` Yeah

2.bakit?
` Ehhh

3.ano color ng damit mo?
` Gray na may white na may red na may black :))

4.name three person you misses?
[correction: you miss!]
` SHA
` sha
` and sha :)) hulaan niyo :)).

5.cno mahal mo?
` Wala pa eh, like palang :))

6.nagmemake-up ka ba?
` Sa eyes lang

7.bakit ka nagmemake-up?
` Emo ako eh :)) JOKE :|:)) gusto ko eh

8.sexy ka ba?
` Ewan ko :))

9.ano huli mong ginawa?
` Nag backspace

10.most expression everyday?
` Eh. AHAHAHAHHHA!!

11.listening to?
` Mommy and Anika reading a book

12.crush?
` _____ ___ :>

13.san mo gusto magpunta?
` Di ko alam :))

14.anung tatak ng chocolate ang
pinakagusto mo?
`toblerone

15.e tatak ng damit?
` Mango and Zara

ANUNG MASASABI MO SA :

1.pamilya?
` Love nila ko

2.kaibigan?
` Love them

3.kaaway?
` Mamatay na kayo,

4.crush?
` heeee helo :))

5.mahal?
` I love you

6.sa lahat ng tao?
` HI :))


LAST QUESTION:
1.ano ang maitutulong mo bilang isang
mamamayan sa ating bansa?
` Do not litter. daming basura, heh! JOKE :))


text mo ko ha :>>>>> missyou!!


1.. complete this phrase: "if only i
could..
= Turn back time, CHAROOOSSSS joke lang :)

2. did you get enough sleep last
night?
= No

3. what were you doing before you
slept last night?
= Ahh watched a movie

4. first thing you thought about this
morning when you woke up?
= Wala :))

5. do u ever wonder why the sky is
blue?
= No, I don't even care

6.Did you ever try to skip meals?
= Yup,

7. lights on or off?
= Dimmed. Haha!!

8. what makes you unique from others?
= I'm different from them. Ahaha

9. are you afraid of the dark?
= No

10. favorite hangout/s?
= Basta masaya ako :))

11. people you can't live without?
= Family and Friends :>

12. what are your plans for tonight?
=Wala

13. favorite song when you're sleepy?
= Yung kanta ng innervoices, ahaha

14. Do you love someone, right now?
= No, hahaha

15. are you a giver or a taker?
= Giver I guess

16. if you could choose another name,
what would it be?
= Hey :)) Bwahaha

18. last text message from?
= Di ko alam, di ko alam kung asan phone ko sorry :))

20. stuck on a desert island & could
have only one KIND of food for the
rest of your life, what would it be?
= Uhh watermelon!! or buko :>

21. favorite tv commercial/s?
= Di ko alam :))

22. if you were dead and your soul was
given another chance, what would you
do first?
= Spend time with the people I love

23. if you could choose your eye
color,what color would you like to
have?
= Violet! Hahahah

24. what are the things you always
bring?
= Celphone and Moneyy

25. what did you want to be when you
were a kid?
= Cashier :| Sucks man :| :))

26. what do you usually do when the
clock turns 12 am?
= Wala :))

28. is it easier to be a boy or a
girl?
= Boy, I want to be a boy :))

29. one thing you will never do?
= Eat my shit. Hahahha

30. one thing you regret the most?
= I don't regret. blehhh

31.)Anong song ang pinapatugtog mo
ngayon?
= Cut an X :| :))

32.) San ka galing kanina?
= Sa school, training

33.) Sinong huli mong nakausap sa
phone?
= Nakalimutan ko na, si Roxanne yata

34.) Sinong iniisip mo ngayon?
= Wala

35.) Happy ka ba ngayon?
= Of course golf course, hahahha

36.) Kamusta naman ang life mo?
= Ayos :)

37.) Mabilis ka bang magsawa?
= Npe

38.) Gusto mo bang makipag telebabad sa
telephone?
= Depends

39.) Sinu ksama mo ngayon?
= Anika

40.) Pagod ka ba ngayon?
= Yuhh

41.) Saan ka pupunta ngayon?
= Sa kitchen

42.) Umiyak ka ba kanina?
= Konti, sakit ng arm ko ehh

43.) Mahilig ka ba sa surprises?
= Sweet,

44.) Anong gusto mong gawin ngayon?
= Uminom ng tubig, nauuhaw ako eh :)) YAYA!!!

45.) San mo gustong pumunta?
= Sa taas

46.) Umiinom ka ba ng mga alcoholic
drinks?
= Yup

47.) Anong mas gusto mo…makulit o
pasaway?
= Makulit

48.) eh Malambing o mataray?
= Duhh Malambing

49.) Anong fave mong drink?
= Fruit punch :> yung ffresh

50.) Adik ka ba sa siopao?
= EEEEEEEEEW

51.) Anong feeling mo pag may kausap
ka sa phone?
= Wala, hello :)

54.) Anong feeling mo ngayong oras
na ‘to?
= Hot, haha


Wehh hassle, I'm having a hard time to type and to use my phone, kasi ehh. My arm hurts like "Loooord kunin mo na ko!!/ Take me Lord!" Ahaha seriously, painful. Uh so ayun, Today is a very tiring day. I woke up early, woow. And for the first time, I ate a complete meal before leaving the house to train :)) with milo pa ha! Oha :)) Usually kase I don't eat or I just eat a slice of bread and thats it. And it rained twice. Going there and going back here. So nakakapagod. We took a bus going there and the bus' atmosphere pa was like " hala baka may mang hold-up" Creepy much and it was like sardines. So we were super late. 15 minutes late I think? So we have to pay Php15. Ehh ganun eh, one peso per minute! FUNDS!! Hahaha :> Coach wasn't there so free time for a while. They were playing badminton so okay naman. When coach came, I thought that he was going to be mad because we were not starting. Ayun pala hinde :)) Awwwsome! So the training started, and we just did a few exercises today. Buti nalang the partner thing with the alumni's was not included! Gahh super tiring kaya yun. Calisthenics, everyday nadadagdagan ng 25 :| So I jumped roped a hundred times, and blah blah blah. fast forward, we had this exercise wherein you have to stop three times. Pupunta ka don, doon ,at doon. gets? wag niyo na igets. Hahahha 10 rounds yuN! :| So I drank a lot of water nanaman with the very cool water fountain. Hahahaha cheap ng school. Practiced our services. So I think this was the time I got my arm sprained? Dito nag start yung pain eh. And anyway, nakapasok ako ng service using the suntok whatever the ball, whatever you call that kind of service :) I was overwhelmed and jumping kanina :)) Blah blah blah, I like the spiking exercises talaga. I feel like a star!! Hahahah, but not the one with the very high ball connected to the net na you need to reach for it, gets niyo? ang hirap kaya nun!! Then un, played 2 sets. The last time I served, my arm really hurt as in super :)). So yun, blablabla dismissal na!! And the sky was crying really hard. and we have to take a cab pauwe na. We stopped by rockwell muna then took a cab. ( Nangunguryente paa ko ngayon ang saket) And tada I'm home, shempre I ate again, to gain all those strength I lost. nge whatever. basta yun, ang sakit parin ng arm ko. Mom's not yet here, miss her, hahaha okay bye!!


Thursday, April 24, 2008
Yeheyy I'm home na :) Diner in bed baybehh. I like our new maid :) Thanks to my friends, Colleen, Don, Kevin A., Kevin R, and Nikko. Si Nikko, his dentist is tita Tess pala!! Wala lang :)) Super small world :) I woke up around 11:50? hahaha, then met a friend, then walked to shang na. I met Don muna. Wla pa sila kevin. Haha!! Strolled around then I bought a drink. Dahil the movie's not starting pa, we played DMX! Hahahha, super saya, then Hoops, he beated me, isang point nalang ehhh :| tas They arrived na with sunshine! Hahha :)) DMX uli, tas tambay sa taas tas may mini concert ako :)) tas yun colin came. Yehey!! tas lolipop, tas movie, tas tambay tas kain, tas tamad nako magkwento, umiwe nako/. hahaha bye


Tuesday, April 22, 2008
Na nag ano, tas inano nya yung ano, Tapos yung mga ano tinanggal yung ano sa ano :)) Hahhahaha :)) natatawa ako. Gets nyo? HINDE MALAMANG :))


Err my back's killing mehh. It feels swollen. Training pa tomorrow? Gahh. I didn't do something tiring this day naman kase we now have a maid! Bwahaha >:)) I thought her name's Gina. Dina pala :)) Eh I kept calling her Dina. Kasi naman no, paglabas kop ng room, Boom "This is ate Dina" Panrinig ko Gina :) Sorry na deaf :> So there, I woke up at 8am 'cause of Jap ang ingay nya. Then I asked I did nothing but to use the internet, text, sing(i know), eat cookies and lying wherever I want :)) And plus intructing where to put this and that's so that she'll know. It's a boring day, super boring day. Fast forward, Jap arrived and she shared her experience today. Hahhaha then mom came, yehey, missed her :)) She was supposed to cook but I said wag na :)) Hehehehhehe, then I ate, and washed the plates I used. I forgot, we now have a maid. Para akong ewan. Hahahha okay, and now This is what I'm doing, bye :))


Monday, April 21, 2008

100. wats ur profile song and why?
= Ready, Aim Misfire. I like it eh

99. DO YOU HAVE A JOB?
= None

98. LAST NAME?
= Abeng

97. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE?
= Hahaha, yeah :)

96. LIED IN THE LAST 24 HRS?
= I think :))

95. DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?
= Yeah.

94. WHERE WAS THE LAST PLACE YOU WENT
= Bathroom, bath :)

93. WHAT ARE YOU EATING?
= None

92. WHO/WHAT MAKES YOU MAD?
= Nothing :)

91. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE WHEN YOU
GROW UP?
= I still don't know :))

90. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
= Bianx

89. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR HAIR?
= black.

88. DO YOU HAVE A FRIEND OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX YOU CAN TALK TO?
= Yeah,

87. DO YOU HAVE MANY FRIENDS?
= I guess so :)

86. DO YOU LIKE CHOCOLATES?
= Sometimes :)

85. WHAT FUN THING DID YOU DO THIS
WEEKEND?
= Go out of the house. ahaha

84. DID YOU DO ANYTHING TODAY?
= Hmm none :)

83. ARE YOU HAPPY?
= Kinda :)

82. WHO IS SITTING TO YOUR LEFT, RIGHT
NOW?
= I'm alone :| :))

81. WHERE IS YOUR DAD RIGHT NOW?
= Bahay :D

80. DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?
= No :)

79. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU CALL?
= I was trying to call Jap :D

78. CLOSEST BLACK OBJECT?
= Bag

77. DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?
= Yeah. Only when I copy notes

76. DO YOU HAVE BRACES?
= Yuhh

75. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
= I do

73. YOU OWN ANY PETS?
= Fish, hahaha :) .

72. LAST TIME YOU LISTENED TO COUNTRY
MUSIC?
= I don't know :))

68. WHAT CAN YOU HEAR NOW?
= Voice ni Sponge Bob

65. WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
= Dress printed with pigs

64. LAST PERSON TO COMMENT YOU?
= Mikee L?

63. DO YOU SING?
= Yes. Hahahhah :))

62. SCREAMO OR COUNTRY?
= Kahit ano :))

61. ROCK OR RAP?
= Rock, duh rap's like whatever :)) No offense :)

59. WHO DID YOU LAST CALL?
= Jap nga

58. WHO LAST TEXTED YOU?
= Veanney, gm :)

57. WHAT JEWELERY DO YOU WEAR DAILY?
= earings

54. WOULD YOU DIE FOR SOMEONE?
= If he/she is super special to me.

53. LATEST THING YOU'VE RECENTLY
LEARNED?
= Wala. Haha!

52. ARE YOU COLD NOW?
= No,

51. WHAT DO YOU SMELL?
= Olay :))

50. IS ANYTHING BOTHERING YOU RIGHT
NOW?
= None

48. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BE DOING
TOMORROW?
= Training then rest :)

47. WHAT DID YOU EAT FOR BREAKFAST?
= Steamed fish with rice :)

46. LUNCH?
= Brunch ko na yun eh :))

45. Dinner?
= Later :>

42. CAN YOU SWIM?
= I studied two courses, so yeah :)

37. FAVORITE SMELL?
= MNG Tattoo :> or Heiress-Paris Hilton

35. UNITED STATES OR CANADA?
= I don't know :))

32. JEANS OR SWEATPANTS?
= Both!

31. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING?
= Help tidy up the house, kahit may maid na :))

30. ARE YOU GONNA DO IT?
= No :))

29. DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON?
= None,

28. DO YOU OWN BIG SUNGLASSES?
= Yeah,

27. HAVE YOU EVER CRIED SO HARD YOU
MADE YOURSELF SICK?
= Haha!! oo, sorry :))

26. DO YOU LIKE TECHNo?
=yuh?

23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?
= nine

19. FAVORITE TV SHOW?
= A lot eh :)

18. DO YOU LIKE 80'S MUSIC?
= Some of them :)

16. DO YOU DANCE TO IT?
= haha! If it's danceable sure :)

15. WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU LIKE?
= happy music/alter rock :>

12. BEEN TO SPAIN?
= No

11. CAN YOU LICK YOUR TOE?
= i can :D

9. BEEN TO COLLEGE?
= Not yet

7. FAVORITE TIME OF THE DAY?
= Day? So parang 4 pm. Hahaha :))

5. SEEN ALL THE SPIDERMAN MOVIES?
= Yup

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON?
= Summer :))

3. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO?
= Nothing?

2. EVER GOTTEN LOST IN THE DARK?
= Bwahaha No

1. DO YOU LOVE someone?
= No :)) Hahahahha, like palang :)

-END-


Name 13 songs in your mind and answer the
following questions:


1. Ready, Aim Misfire

2. Breathe Today

3. No World for Tomorrow

4. I was Right

5. Vices like Vipers

6. All Around Me

7. Moan

8. Sensual Seduction

9. The Irony of Dying on Your Birthday

10. When Youre Mad

11. Part Time Lover

12. Born For This

13. Risque


who do you remember when you hear no. 4?

- Ahh yung ex ko :))

does no. 8 make you happy?

- Yeah super :))

has no. 3 made you cry?

- Hindi, asa :))

in what occassion did you hear no. 9?

- Di ko alam :))

do you miss no. 10?

- Kindaaaaaaaa

which lyrics do you like the best from no.1?

- Your Love is my heart's disease

do you imagine something when you hear no.2?

- Oo yata :))

who do you remember when you hear no. 6?

- Wala eh, hahahaha

when was the last time you heard no. 11?

- When it was still my bg music for multiply

who told you about no. 8?

- Di ko alam, nakita ko lang dito :))

do you often sing no. 11?

- Yeah, love it :))

have you sung no. 7 to anyone?

- wala pa naman :) Sa thursday, Joke :))

does no. 10 inspire your life?

- umm... no :)) nakakinspire ba yun?

does no. 5 tell about your feelings?

- I dk

what do you feel when you hear no. 7?

- Singing :))

do you smile when you hear no 11?

- Grin pa eh :)) Hahahhah

when was the first time you heard no.1?

- A month ago

if you could dedicate no. 9 to someone, who would it be?

- Wala, corny pag may dedicate stuff eh. joke :))

does no 7 mean a lot to you?

- No eh

what’s so special about no. 2?

- Masaya kantahin :))

would you sing no. 1 to anyone? to who?

- Sure, I dont know :))

does no. 8 remind you of someone?

- Yata?

what memory comes to your mind when you hear no. 5?

- Wala, manhid ako eh, hahahha Kidding :>

♦ do you want to hear no 12 right now?

- Sure!!

♦ can u remember clearly the first time u heard no 13?

- Since my friend told me to


We now have a maid! Horaaaaaaaaaaaaay :)) I don't have to fix my bed anymore, Fold my clothes, fix my cabinet, bringing the bag of anika when were going out and wash the plates. Horaaaaaaaaaaaay. And! I can go out now. Bwahahaha. Hey friends, alis tayo :> Yehey yehey. I have no plans for today, just rest all day. And good thing Jap bought me another charger :)) My charger got broken again. Hahahaha, Okay, I just woke up, so far, I'm still not doing anything but this :) HMMMM update later, byeeeee


Sunday, April 20, 2008
Sagutan ang survey na ito ng purong
tagalog lamang at walang halong
ingles.

1.anong ayos ng buhok mo ngayon?
Naka Tali.
2. kumusta na ang puso mo?
Tumitibok :))

3. may iniisip ka ba ngayon?
Wala eh :))

4. madali ka bang magalit?
Depende sa kung ano o sino.

5. kelan ka huling nakakita ng unggoy?
Nung nagpunta ako sa Avilon Zoo yata.

6. kelan ka huling uminom ng taho?
Di ko alam

7. anong huli mong ininom?
Yelong Tsaa?? (Iced Tea)

8. my crush k b ngayun??
Meron :))

9. single? taken? o reserved? -
Reserved :)) Biro lang.

10. kelan ka huling tumawa? -
Kanina lang,

11. madali ka bang maimpluwensyahan?
Depende. :))

12. e may lakad ka ba mamaya?
Wala. Gabi na

13.may pinoproblema ka ba ngayon?
Ah, wala.

14. anong pinakagusto mong nabili?
Madami eh

15. mahilig ka bang tumakbo?
Oo

16. anong huli mong napanood sa tv?
Yung pinapanuod ni Anika

18. madali ka bang magpatawad?
Hinde. :D

19. malikot ka ba?
Minsan?

20. anong mas gusto mo? single na
gusto mo plang o taken na mahal mo
na?
Ewan ko :))

21. last friend/s you have been with?
Patty, Felice & Jil

22. ilan ang sim mo?
Iisa lang.

23. sino madalas mO ka text?
Marami eh

24. anong pinapakinggan mo ngayon?
Fall for you yata. Hindi ko alam eh :))

25.san ka nakita last sunday?
Sa Galle? Nakalimutan ko na, paumanhin

26. may curfew ka ba
Minsan meron minsan wala

27. anong pinagkakaabalahan mo ngaun?
Wala ata.

28. sa palagay mo cno sunod na ssagot
na survey na to?
Yung walang magawa :))

29. cno ung taong huling nagpaiyak
sayo?
Dani. :| Joke. AHHHHHAHAHA. =))=))


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... HAHAHA

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREPPY GIRL, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... HAHAHA

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREPPY GIRL, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems